Tony Blair today, finally admitted that the Cabinet is entirely made up of disabled people such as him self and his friend Blinkie and Lucy (below). The political fall out, let alone the subsequent implications and the future cost, of 'coming out' (revealing to the world at large and his family and friends, and the great British public) as a person with a hidden disability for all the world to see it.
Blair, the reigning presdent of the small oligarchical and hegemonic monarchist state known to large Americans across the globe as the 75th State of the US of States, has revealed that his 'impairment' disables him in such a way that he 'hears evil, sees evil and speaks evil' all the time.
He was quoted by someone as saying something.'It puts him one up on 'my Pal Blinkie'. He continued (the quote): 'I suffer someform of asphaxialies which, in essence, means that I cannot tell the diffeence between what I say and what I say when opne is tue and the other is false or if it is all lies. Either way I do not know and, more importantly, I do not care about my disability and I shall strive ahead as always. I am a disabled person and that is all there is to it.'
The rest of the Cabinet - itself originally made by some blind and deaf craftsmen in the 17th Century - is also made up of many asphaxialiers but also includes a lesbian, three gays, two blind people (apart from Blinkie Bluncket) and a number of obese and deaf people. Upset was recently caused when a group of Deaf Rights demonstrators signed to the deaf Cabinet members that 'You can not hear us'. Needless to say the demonstrators were immediately arrested and silenced by having their hands cut off.
Blair proudly annonced last year that the Cabinet is the first in the world to have a majority of people with learnig, hearing and seeing imapirments sitting on it. The photocall at the time of the announcement of those members with such impairments sitting in the cabinet had to be abandoned after the Cabinat collapsed and a new, bigger, one had to be found as a replacement.
The new Cabinet cost the tax payer a staggering £38.50 from MFI. The cost of the disabled Cabinet has been querried by the leader of the opposition - one Charles Kennedy - about whom little is known if he is disabled too. He said that the disabled were costing the country enough as it was; why must more be spent on a disabled cabinet when he had one that cost only£25 from the market.

Photo by David Heavy 'Blinkie' Bluncket & Pal

'I'm normal' says Blinkie Bluncket A Correspondent - Cery Bral Minister for Persecution, 'Blinkie' Bluncket, today stated that he was in fact normal. He produced an identity card to prove his point. It categorically stated - under the category 'normal / abnormal - delete as appropriate - that the Miinister is in fact (despite appearnces) a normal human being. Such a position of normality puts the disabled Minister up there with the great role models for aspiring young disabled people (we plan to euthanase the old so they do not matter - an official spokes-person said earlier). Bluncket is, according to Christopher Reeve (the newly official SuperCrip of the world now), the new Douglas Bader, the new Peter Grey, the new Danni White, the new Lassie and the new Bridget Bardot (but only after the operation) The Minister has insisted that the fact that he cannot see anything in front of him (or beside him or even behind him) does not in itself make him disabled. He claims that he nomal by dint of the fact tjat no one dare discriminate against him individually as he he a) rich; b) powerful, and; c) he can get the police to come round to your house at anytime and deport you to a country where there are lots o really horrible foreigners (France). The whole issue of whether or not 'Blinkie' (to his friends and enemies alike) is abnormal has undermined Tony 'I am Disabled' Blair's new found Cabinet unity. Blair has responded by saying that he will now have to buy another new Cabinet (at MFI) specifically designed to allow the sighted blind Minister to open and shut in his own 'Stevie Wonder' way. Blair said late last night that Blinkie is Labour Government official and, as such, impaired in some way'.