We mark with a, (*!!) those invited to the celebration


Lord Winston - Lord Winston
Lord of 'Normal Only' Fertility


Terry Wogan - Charity Clown and King
Wasted Wit


Germain Greer - Academic
Learning from Disabled People At Last?


Jeremy Paxman - Newsnight Presenter (BBC)
Status Quo Fan in Disguise


Max Clifford - Publicist
Friend or Foe?


Melvyn Bragg - Broadcaster
Intellectual Light Weight


Carole Vordermam - TV Personality
Will She Count?


Gordon Brown - MP
Do we Count?


Tom Paulin - Poet & Panelist
Profound Pounds, 75 thousand of them


Michael Barrymore - TV Entertainer
Out but Not Challenging


Professor Walford - Biologist
Following in Fundamentalist Footsteps


Ann Widdicombe - MP
Disablingly Bad Writer


Charles Winsor - Prince
Priveledged Opinions


Brian Dutton - Director General of Leonard Cheshire Foundation
Institutionaliser of the Disabled


Chris Tarrant - TV Presenter
Purveyor of Greed


Simon Mayo - BBC Radio 1
DJ/Christian/Passive


Tony Blair - Prime Minister
Photo Friend of the Disabled?


Dominic Lawson - Father
Daily Telegraph Editor


Cat Stevens - Yusef Islam
Moonbeams Forever


Patrick Moore - Astronomer
Looking Forward to
Miss the Present


Glen Hoddle - Southampton FC
Reincarnated Fool


George Soros - Financier
Friend to the Disabled?


Simon Weston - War Hero
Reconfigured Normality


Zoe Ball - Personality
Little Else


Katie Hill - Blue Peter
Limited Charity


Cliff Richard - Singer
God /Knows/ God


Martin Amis - Writer
Limited Written Outlook


Joe Brand - Comic(?)
Joke for the Road


Alistair Darling - Minister
Social Security Fagin


John Presscott - Minister
No Wheelchair Transport This Year


Glenda Jackson - Mayoral Hopeful/MP
Smoker for Future Impairment


Mark Lawson - Broadcaster
Cultural Guru


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